Smoko's Big Shed Cafe

Your review is completely off the mark and it's a shame that others may read this and be dissuaded from visiting the Big Shed Cafe based on this rubbish. Granted, I'm not from Melbourne, Victoria Food and Wine- but then again apart from you and four friends I'd say the majority of patrons aren't. For my own part, I can attest that the food, service, (i.e. whole package) is so fantastic (particularly that favourite foccacia with homemade mayo), that my partner and I book entire holidays around how many times we can visit Smoko in one holiday. The food is obviously made from the freshest produce and the family are great. In regards to your "wife and kids" remark, I couldn't care less how great tasting food gets on my plate as long as it does: and at the Big Shed Cafe in Smoko- it does.